A Short Story by Joel Eden
Ryan Spazmarek was a dork. He was not smart enough to be a nerd or weird enough to be a geek. A straight B student, he suffered through school with Spaz as his nickname.
Shy and introverted, he had always been invisible to women. He was not anywhere close to being dreamy like Zac Efron, but he wasn’t a troll either. Faced with the curse of being average, Ryan greeted every day with a $12 haircut and a boring wardrobe from Target.
Life was a series of uninteresting events, until he met a random girl named Kalli Milan. Smart, funny, and smoking hot, Kalli was everything Ryan had ever wanted in a woman. But within a matter of a few hours, life took a disastrous turn.